just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
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I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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