So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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