She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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