They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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