so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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