just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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