I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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