I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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