Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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