so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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