Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
