Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
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I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
there is puke in my bra ... again
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