Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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