I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
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doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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