...so i touched it.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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