At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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