I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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