Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
What happened to fro yo and sex?
My dick has a subreddit
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
