I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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