Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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