This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
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They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
How naked do you want me to be?
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