i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
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I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
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