so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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