i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
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