Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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