Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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