HIV tests are more positive than that guy
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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