I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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