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Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb

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it's ELEVEN

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thirty

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(310): Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb (209): it's ELEVEN (310): thirty http://tfl.nu/ukrj

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the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.

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(661): the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep. http://tfl.nu/zfm0

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(647): View more from Ontario

ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring

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(647): ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring http://tfl.nu/c0bs

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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys

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(603): wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys http://tfl.nu/ak8d

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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.

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(208): She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement. http://tfl.nu/tf3a

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?

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(215): It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right? http://tfl.nu/00h0

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(516): View more from New York

You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.

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(516): You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food. http://tfl.nu/5019

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I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW

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(481): I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW http://tfl.nu/doc5

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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took

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(780): Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took http://tfl.nu/mwwf

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(303): View more from Colorado

how did operation slutty penguin go?

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pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter

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(303): how did operation slutty penguin go? (619): pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter http://tfl.nu/uigh

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Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car

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(803): Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car http://tfl.nu/8fhk

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You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….

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...Then...

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Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one

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(585): You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then……. (716): ...Then... (585): Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one http://tfl.nu/7kz2

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In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.

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(815): In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was. http://tfl.nu/3izl

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You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.

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(253): You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night. http://tfl.nu/mi7w

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I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"

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(306): I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?" http://tfl.nu/60qj

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