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  (206): View more from Washington

  She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.

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  (206): She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy. http://tfl.nu/ixzo
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  (917): View more from New York City

  the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob

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  (917): the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob http://tfl.nu/1gjp
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  (859): View more from Kentucky

  let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.

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  (859): let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break. http://tfl.nu/x35d
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  (315): View more from New York

  words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover

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  (315): words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover http://tfl.nu/6ccc
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  (225): View more from Louisiana

  But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.

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  (225): But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy. http://tfl.nu/2w7g
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  (409): View more from Texas

  I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree

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  (409): I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree http://tfl.nu/saof
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  (623): View more from Arizona

  Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.

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  (623): Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds. http://tfl.nu/ovdt
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  (250): View more from British Columbia

  Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car

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  (250): Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car http://tfl.nu/u2fj
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  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.

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  (+44): We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it. http://tfl.nu/ow31
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  (315): View more from New York

  I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus

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  (315): I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus http://tfl.nu/f2or
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  (203): View more from Connecticut

  Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.

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  (203): Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid. http://tfl.nu/8q4l
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  (218): View more from Minnesota

  The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"

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  (218): The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!" http://tfl.nu/8p22
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  (316): View more from Kansas

  Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.

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  (316): Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift. http://tfl.nu/rzzb
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  (828): View more from North Carolina

  Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?

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  (828): Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner? http://tfl.nu/gvms
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  (574): View more from Indiana

  You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home

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  (574): You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home http://tfl.nu/h5b8
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