You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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