I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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