Do you still have your period?
"it" just moved
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
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you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.