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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?

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• (415): View more from California

  Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.

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• (956): View more from Texas

  There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.

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