Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Betty ford says i'm here all night
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I party with great urgency now.
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