Actions speak louder than pants.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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