My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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