Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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