do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
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The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I just want to make out with him forever
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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