im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
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we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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