Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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