mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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