I'm drive I can fine osifer
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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