After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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