sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
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she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Will exercising make me less horny?
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