Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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