I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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