at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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