And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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