Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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