Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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