everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i wish my penis had a tongue
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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