LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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