Hey man sorry I got all grabby
We named our party play list daddy issues
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
