He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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