Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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