well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You pole danced in your parka.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
