normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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